May 2012
Me in class.
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy →
wowfunniestposts:
Guy: You’re beautiful Girl: No I’m not Guy:
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
me: better check my phone for messages from friends
me: *after checking phone*
me: better get friends
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?
A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
