That awkward moment when you text your friend and...
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Título original: "I Love You". Versão brasileira:...
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you” other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”