September 2011
"Vamos beber por que amar ta foda" disse a garota de 8 anos.
August 2011
Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from school with detention
- Son: Mum, I got detention.
- Me: OMG, what did you do?
- Son: I hit a kid.
- Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
- Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
- Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
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