camouflagedpeeta:
jubetheboob:
camouflagedpeeta:
in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework
in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness.
so i guess i wont do my homework
(Source: riplilsebastian, via fuckyeahlaughters)
thebaronofthebells:
men in suits are so hot let me be your business you professional son of a bitch
(via imfiorella)
Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.
fuckyeahlaughters:

(Source: unicornsandrainbowmoustaches)
petparent:
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
(via imfiorella)
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
(Source: estebansraybans, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)